"He did. I'm guessing because of the alcohol already in his system, I handed him a virgin drink."

Julian also has a PhD in being a little shit.

"I'm stronger than I look, but he has to have a good 25 kilos on me at least. I can't drag him down by myself."

Once he got Telemachus down there, it would be a simple enough matter to administer a hypospray to clear the alcohol from his system and put in a referral to Counselor Troi for some suggestions on healthier coping mechanisms before he needed a liver transplant.