Spider-Man is totally none of those things. None. HDU.

"Uh - he seems like a decent guy, Picard. Says he's trying his best to get us all back to where we came from, since it wasn't his intention to have us all here anyway."

He sighs, rolling his shoulders.

"Yeah, so the one you want to get your blasty gun thing on is called 'Q'. He's an alien from a race also called 'Q' because apparently his people lack imagination in the nomenclature department.

"I've never met the guy personally, which is probably better for him, but he's got the ability to transport people from any point in time and space.

"Hence - this." A quick hand-sweep between himself and Quill.