[If he's making a confession, he might as well commit to it. He sighs.]

I'm a character from a movie. A comedy, called Blazing Saddles. I'm played by an actor named Gene Wilder. Remember that scientist and candymaker I turned into during the whole boogie-woogie flu business in Milliways? Also Gene Wilder.

I've told some people. But I mean, in your case, I, um...well, it was complicated.