"Ah, damn. You'd think there would be one universe where I was director."
She shakes her head and has a swig of beer.
The questions don't surprise her, but Rogers, she's hurt.
"If you head out the door behind you, it's two lefts, a right, and about three security agents to the nearest elevator, or 'turbolift' as they call them. Security is easily handled with a few minor fractures and a good sleeper hold; the lift is voice-activated, bridge located on Deck One. Once you reach the bridge, there's between eight and ten officers on deck: two helmsmen, two security officers, a communications officer, the captain and his second in command, and other operations officers. You could try the same techniques to incapacitate as many officers as possible, but if you get hit by their 'phasers' it's pretty much over. They've got a kick like a night-night gun."
She stretches her shoulder to emphasize this point.
"The captain, by the way, took his lessons at the same school of Glower & Intimidate as Director Fury. From there he'll tell you that some spatial anomaly is behind the sudden one-way ticket to their ship, their peaceful ship, and they're working on a way to get all of us home. I don't believe it, personally. I think someone is behind all of this; we've seen Asgardians with enough power to open portals between galaxies and we're just scratching the surface of interstellar travel. Regardless, you'll then be given the choice of returning to Ten Forward or spending the rest of your time here in the brig, and any agent worth their salt will choose the option that allows for more reconnaissance work."
How's that for a plan?
She has another swig of beer.
"So by all means, go ahead and get started. I'll meet you back here in twenty?"
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She shakes her head and has a swig of beer.
The questions don't surprise her, but Rogers, she's hurt.
"If you head out the door behind you, it's two lefts, a right, and about three security agents to the nearest elevator, or 'turbolift' as they call them. Security is easily handled with a few minor fractures and a good sleeper hold; the lift is voice-activated, bridge located on Deck One. Once you reach the bridge, there's between eight and ten officers on deck: two helmsmen, two security officers, a communications officer, the captain and his second in command, and other operations officers. You could try the same techniques to incapacitate as many officers as possible, but if you get hit by their 'phasers' it's pretty much over. They've got a kick like a night-night gun."
She stretches her shoulder to emphasize this point.
"The captain, by the way, took his lessons at the same school of Glower & Intimidate as Director Fury. From there he'll tell you that some spatial anomaly is behind the sudden one-way ticket to their ship, their peaceful ship, and they're working on a way to get all of us home. I don't believe it, personally. I think someone is behind all of this; we've seen Asgardians with enough power to open portals between galaxies and we're just scratching the surface of interstellar travel. Regardless, you'll then be given the choice of returning to Ten Forward or spending the rest of your time here in the brig, and any agent worth their salt will choose the option that allows for more reconnaissance work."
How's that for a plan?
She has another swig of beer.
"So by all means, go ahead and get started. I'll meet you back here in twenty?"