"A bit like that, but better," he says. "It has to be made fresh, you can't bottle it. You'd think on a ship this size, there'd have to be somebody from Brooklyn--haven't they seen every war movie ever? You got the kid from Brooklyn, you got some Southerner, you got a black guy and maybe a Latino depending on when your movie's made, and you got the Midwestern farmboy hero. They forgot the kid from Brooklyn, so now we can't have a good egg cream."