It's not particularly enjoyable to be on the other side of a kidnapping for a change.

Especially when whoever is responsible didn't even do a song about it--that's not how these things are supposed to work. There are rules to follow. Traditions. Someone clearly needs to be taught some style.

Still, it's nice to get away from his goblins for a while. They need to be told when to laugh at his jokes. They're not the brightest.

So here's a goblin king, performing an epic lounge in Ten Forward.