"Whoa," I say, staring at my phone in horror. "This is like, some serious Lyle hacker voodoo, and I've gotta say it's really uncool, Hacker-Lady-with-the-Seriously-Severe-Bangs."
She probably doesn't get it, but like my phone is my life. Who else would go through two dozen packs of cell phone batteries that aren't like even made anymore, wherever this is, while the crew gives me some serious stink-eye like I'm going to destroy the planet or something? The joke's on them anyway, we're not on a planet.
So I give my phone a good shake, hoping it'll maybe knock the hacker out without totally Tara Lipinski-ing the super righteous Instagram I was trying to make of myself eating a cheeseburger in outer space. Most Liked Photo in History, here I come! Suck it, Fit Brit!
Now if only I can find a decent signal...
"Oh balls, you're still here," I frown at the screen.
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She probably doesn't get it, but like my phone is my life. Who else would go through two dozen packs of cell phone batteries that aren't like even made anymore, wherever this is, while the crew gives me some serious stink-eye like I'm going to destroy the planet or something? The joke's on them anyway, we're not on a planet.
So I give my phone a good shake, hoping it'll maybe knock the hacker out without totally Tara Lipinski-ing the super righteous Instagram I was trying to make of myself eating a cheeseburger in outer space. Most Liked Photo in History, here I come! Suck it, Fit Brit!
Now if only I can find a decent signal...
"Oh balls, you're still here," I frown at the screen.