"At present, you are standing on my foot," Picard says.

Apparently, he picked the wrong moment to enter Ten Forward — or perhaps it was precisely the moment intended by a certain omnipotent alien pain in the ass. Regardless, as soon as he took three steps into the lounge he found himself bumping into the boy as he shouted his query.

Picard stands at just a few inches shorter than Danny, voice rich and deep. As he readjusts to get out of his way, he glances at Danny's face and immediately pulls a double-take. "Kirk."

Except he is far younger, and not in his uniform.