Rodney was a lot more accurate with his slaps than he was with a pistol. John pulled his fingers away at the last second. "There was only one time I tried to touch it after toaster and jam. One time. It wasn't like I spilled coffee all over your copy of Batman."

HIs smile widened. "Calm down Rodney, can't I be happy to see you? You are going to be happy about his particular screw up, trust me." He gestured towards the wall where the Enterprise's name was engraved he figured Rodney was going to be about as excited as he was when he arrived. "Guess where we are."