"Vader? Naah, he's a pussy cat, that one. Besides, the dark side has cookies. Haven't you heard?" Cookies would be good, especially since the beer on this ship sucked.

"The name's Spike," he answered, having decided to play nice. Or nice-ish, anyway. "And I would assume you'd preferred it if I didn't call you Fido." He would, even if she told him her name.