"We'll see when one of them takes it upon themselves to seduce you. Obviously they're some sort of space monster or else greatly disoriented and incapable of functioning properly.

"Otherwise we're attracted to the same sort of people that look exactly the same way and that bloke over there with the scales just isn't doin' it for me."

But Rimmer was right, and if these women were real women and really that attractive and not out of some full immersion video game or secretly some sort of G.E.L.F. he was gonna get some. Maybe not right now because he had some minimal sense of priority, regrettably about the same size as Rimmer's, but he would and it would be real and it would be amazing.

"...I think it's a bloke."