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Q ([personal profile] trial_never_ends) wrote in [community profile] ten_fwd_ooc2014-12-19 05:32 pm
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(Going Home/Canon Update) Plot with me? Oh, but is there enough room on the internet for both of us?

(OOC: apparently somebody demanded to do this post in full character voice, so hello, meet the game's puppet-master/villain/evil genius? His bark is worse than his bite. Sorry for the silliness, heh.)

Greetings, mortals.

It has come to my attention that some of you unthankful people wish to return to your home worlds. I can't possibly understand why, there's so much more to see here than you will ever experience in your mundane "apartments" and "Quiznos" and those horrible things you call "9 to 5's." Then again, I will never understand you humans.

But I digress. Since this matter is entirely out of my hands thanks to these "mods" who believe they know what's best (pah, infants), I have come to inform you that I have made the time in my busy and, let's face it, far more important schedule to appear among you in a few day's time. I do so love Ten Forward in the midst of a party, particularly one I have arranged. If you wish to return to your homes, you're going to have to make it interesting for me. And don't lower yourselves to buying me drinks, I have transcended such feeble mortal bribes!

I am also beyond the trappings of you who hide behind this imaginary "Fourth Wall" you so often speak of. Please. As if any wall, imagined or otherwise, could contain a personality of such magnificence. But, I suppose in the interests of being clear, this post is for the benefit of those of you who would rather a short and sweet canon updating process, without the chance at CR with me, and those of you who need to plot how a conversation with me and a trip home will go. To those of the former group, ha, you don't know what you're missing!

I can be reached through the comments below from now until I deign to join you in Ten Forward proper, so any questions or concerns or special requests can be left here and I will decide whether or not to acknowledge them. *Sigh* Fine, I'm being told I have to acknowledge them. You people are so uptight.

(I promise not to answer comments IC. This is a srs bsns post for srs bsns plotting. 8D)
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[personal profile] decideformyself 2014-12-23 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Great! I'll just list them here really quick:

- CAT. His name is Mick and he's 12 years old and grumpy and only purrs for Philip. He is just a normal cat with no special powers.

- The Lost Driver. This is similar to the Double Driver that lets them turn into Kamen Rider Double, except with a slot for only one Gaia Memory, so the transformation consists of only a single person. (Shotaro actually looks kind of hard-boiled for once, but Philip is still a huge dork forever.) Technically it's sort of a power-down since Double is more versatile, but he wants to have it on hand after what happened on Alemar III, just in case something comes up.

- Another one of their little detective gadgets, the Frog Pod. It's basically one of those tape recorders from the 1990s that only recorded a short clip, except it can also modify the clip to sound like a different voice (e.g. Philip records himself saying "I'm not hard-boiled at all" and makes it sound like Shotaro). Perfect for all sorts of shenanigans.
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[personal profile] decideformyself 2014-12-23 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't have anything specific in mind! I was figuring I'd just toss Philip at him and see what sticks.
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[personal profile] decideformyself 2014-12-23 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Yep! (And no one is going to believe him... :C)