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ten_fwd_ooc2014-12-19 05:32 pm
trial_never_ends) wrote in ten_fwd_ooc2014-12-19 05:32 pm
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(Going Home/Canon Update) Plot with me? Oh, but is there enough room on the internet for both of us?
(OOC: apparently somebody demanded to do this post in full character voice, so hello, meet the game's puppet-master/villain/evil genius? His bark is worse than his bite. Sorry for the silliness, heh.)
Greetings, mortals.
It has come to my attention that some of you unthankful people wish to return to your home worlds. I can't possibly understand why, there's so much more to see here than you will ever experience in your mundane "apartments" and "Quiznos" and those horrible things you call "9 to 5's." Then again, I will never understand you humans.
But I digress. Since this matter is entirely out of my hands thanks to these "mods" who believe they know what's best (pah, infants), I have come to inform you that I have made the time in my busy and, let's face it, far more important schedule to appear among you in a few day's time. I do so love Ten Forward in the midst of a party, particularly one I have arranged. If you wish to return to your homes, you're going to have to make it interesting for me. And don't lower yourselves to buying me drinks, I have transcended such feeble mortal bribes!
I am also beyond the trappings of you who hide behind this imaginary "Fourth Wall" you so often speak of. Please. As if any wall, imagined or otherwise, could contain a personality of such magnificence. But, I suppose in the interests of being clear, this post is for the benefit of those of you who would rather a short and sweet canon updating process, without the chance at CR with me, and those of you who need to plot how a conversation with me and a trip home will go. To those of the former group, ha, you don't know what you're missing!
I can be reached through the comments below from now until I deign to join you in Ten Forward proper, so any questions or concerns or special requests can be left here and I will decide whether or not to acknowledge them. *Sigh* Fine, I'm being told I have to acknowledge them. You people are so uptight.
(I promise not to answer comments IC. This is a srs bsns post for srs bsns plotting. 8D)
Greetings, mortals.
It has come to my attention that some of you unthankful people wish to return to your home worlds. I can't possibly understand why, there's so much more to see here than you will ever experience in your mundane "apartments" and "Quiznos" and those horrible things you call "9 to 5's." Then again, I will never understand you humans.
But I digress. Since this matter is entirely out of my hands thanks to these "mods" who believe they know what's best (pah, infants), I have come to inform you that I have made the time in my busy and, let's face it, far more important schedule to appear among you in a few day's time. I do so love Ten Forward in the midst of a party, particularly one I have arranged. If you wish to return to your homes, you're going to have to make it interesting for me. And don't lower yourselves to buying me drinks, I have transcended such feeble mortal bribes!
I am also beyond the trappings of you who hide behind this imaginary "Fourth Wall" you so often speak of. Please. As if any wall, imagined or otherwise, could contain a personality of such magnificence. But, I suppose in the interests of being clear, this post is for the benefit of those of you who would rather a short and sweet canon updating process, without the chance at CR with me, and those of you who need to plot how a conversation with me and a trip home will go. To those of the former group, ha, you don't know what you're missing!
I can be reached through the comments below from now until I deign to join you in Ten Forward proper, so any questions or concerns or special requests can be left here and I will decide whether or not to acknowledge them. *Sigh* Fine, I'm being told I have to acknowledge them. You people are so uptight.
(I promise not to answer comments IC. This is a srs bsns post for srs bsns plotting. 8D)
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