(Going Home/Canon Update) Plot with me? Oh, but is there enough room on the internet for both of us?

[trial_never_ends]

(OOC: apparently somebody demanded to do this post in full character voice, so hello, meet the game's puppet-master/villain/evil genius? His bark is worse than his bite. Sorry for the silliness, heh.)

Greetings, mortals.

It has come to my attention that some of you unthankful people wish to return to your home worlds. I can't possibly understand why, there's so much more to see here than you will ever experience in your mundane "apartments" and "Quiznos" and those horrible things you call "9 to 5's." Then again, I will never understand you humans.

But I digress. Since this matter is entirely out of my hands thanks to these "mods" who believe they know what's best (pah, infants), I have come to inform you that I have made the time in my busy and, let's face it, far more important schedule to appear among you in a few day's time. I do so love Ten Forward in the midst of a party, particularly one I have arranged. If you wish to return to your homes, you're going to have to make it interesting for me. And don't lower yourselves to buying me drinks, I have transcended such feeble mortal bribes!

I am also beyond the trappings of you who hide behind this imaginary "Fourth Wall" you so often speak of. Please. As if any wall, imagined or otherwise, could contain a personality of such magnificence. But, I suppose in the interests of being clear, this post is for the benefit of those of you who would rather a short and sweet canon updating process, without the chance at CR with me, and those of you who need to plot how a conversation with me and a trip home will go. To those of the former group, ha, you don't know what you're missing!

I can be reached through the comments below from now until I deign to join you in Ten Forward proper, so any questions or concerns or special requests can be left here and I will decide whether or not to acknowledge them. *Sigh* Fine, I'm being told I have to acknowledge them. You people are so uptight.

(I promise not to answer comments IC. This is a srs bsns post for srs bsns plotting. 8D)

Comments

[goldencobra]

Whatever works. As long as he's not on the Enterprise for Christmas, that's mostly what I want.

And you're welcome. Certain things just need to happen without interference in the AU I've worked out. But I wonder if I could do another move around the next AC period where he does keep his memories and see how they works with canon events. Might be fun to work out. Right?

[trial_never_ends]

Can do!

Q and I are always up for some fun, heh heh. I think you're right, it could make things interesting. We'll be doing this at regular intervals, so when the moment feels right to change things up just let me know. Whatever is the most fun for you!

[goldencobra]

Awesome!

It's hard work figuring out how events in canon change because of the AU. Adding in the CR from here would take some time as well. But we have plenty of time. :D

[trial_never_ends]

Absolutely! Q would like to say we have all the time in the world, despite the relentless threats from members of the crew (*cough*captain grumpypants*cough*)

[goldencobra]

Yeah. He does need to lighten up a bit. Honestly, I think Henry and Q could be good friends :p

[trial_never_ends]

That would be a beautiful thing to see!

[goldencobra]

I'll be looking out for your post to throw Henry at!

One quick question though: Does Q take them back to exactly where he brought them from? Or is there a time difference?

[trial_never_ends]

We've left that up to the individual to decide, so whatever you'd like to do for Henry is good!

[goldencobra]

You guys are the best! Thank you!

[trial_never_ends]

Awww, thank you! We try. And hey, Q is now officially open for business. \o/