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ten_fwd_ooc2015-07-18 07:55 pm
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You? Your character?
Well let me introduce you to Hell Night Pasta.
Magneto cooks - not just lives off the replicators. Occasionally he'll take what he's made to Ten Forward to eat and be social-ish. Unless someone wants to volunteer, I'm going with an NPC having commented on the spicy food he was eating, prompting him to make something hotter. Much hotter. The Pasta From Hell, brought to us from Man Vs Food, because the mun watches too much Travel Channel.
As they do, one thing lead to another and now he's making a mess of it and letting others challenge their daring and their taste buds.
And Hell Night Pasta comes to the Enterprise.
OOCly, I'll be putting up an OTA log by the 9am EST on the 25th at the latest (perhaps on the 24th if work doesn't kill me dead) for people who want to attempt to eat this literal hot mess. And others who want to watch.
What I'd like to know is who would like to be a part of this. Who wants to try to eat this. Who wants to stand there and stare at people for even trying. Who wants to goad others into take a bite without trying it themselves. Who wants to be goaded into trying it. Who wants to be the kind person with ice cream. Who wants to shake their head and laugh at people trying to prove something. Who wants to get a betting ring going over this, be it for money or some other form of currency going over the
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He only keeps Kosher during certain holidays (the High Holy Days and Passover) with the rest of the holidays he'll generally do it but not be as strict about about. Otherwise he doesn't, though he doesn't have a taste for pork and and burnt meat smell will turn him off his food. And yes, it's confusing. He's the first to admit that.
Seriously. Just. Magneto why are you waging chemical warfare on people? Why.
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- Nat would say because it's fun, but she's a terrible person.
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...His answer would probably just confuse her even more. Because the answer is "In part because we lived in a desert and you try keeping seafood fresh in the desert far from the coast and in part because God wanted us to know how much we failed, so we'd be grateful for His mercy." Because Erik has opinions on God.
Nat isn't wrong.
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Pffffffffft. So, so, so, so confused. The closest she gets to worshipping a deity is her attitude towards the sea. So, uh, that explanation would just make her think of the Capitol re: districts and rebellion. Ooops?
(But shrimp, Erik. And crab. And lobster. And other delicious, delicious sea things, and landlocked people are just weird.)
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Oooops! But really, he'll explain more, as best he can. He has a very complicated relationship with the religious side of his heritage, and he was once fairly religious so it's odd for him too.
(Israel isn't landlocked Annie! He actually lived on the coast. But VERY HIGH HEAT and SEAFOOD is a bad mix, ok. Only if you are eating it AS YOU CATCH IT.)