Rooming Assignments & Shuffling

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Happy Friday (or early Saturday morning), Ten Forward! Our latest list of rooming assignments for November and December is going up shortly. All new applicants from this period will be assigned to a room with a roommate, unless your character has special considerations (such as an in-game significant other or family member they need to be roomed with, or a temperament/physiology that requires them to room alone).

At this time, we're also shuffling up some of the rooms who have lost a roommate due to a character drop, gained a significant other or family member through a late app, or need a reassignment for any other reason. We'll do this approximately quarterly to three times a year as new characters shuffle in and old ones shuffle out. If you would like to switch up your rooming situation, this post is your last chance to drop us a line and let us know. We'll either put your character into the random hat and pair them up with a new roomie by dice roll, or if you have a special consideration like those listed above we'll take them into account.

Shuffling is totally optional, so if you don't make a request to do so then you will stay right where you are, no muss no fuss. To reduce confusion, below the cut is a list of everyone who's being assigned a roommate this period OR who may be switching rooms. If your character isn't on the list and you think they should be, just let us know!

( This month's random hat includes: )

We'll have a finalized list posted this evening, but if we have overlooked anything, adjustments can continue to be made until the IC roommate mixer goes up. If you see any glaring errors or omissions, just let us know. Starfleet officers may be given VIP quarters, but they still get a roommate unless otherwise specified. Our master list of rooms and roommates is located here.

( ETA: The Finalized List )

(Going Home/Canon Update) Plot with me? Oh, but is there enough room on the internet for both of us?

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(OOC: apparently somebody demanded to do this post in full character voice, so hello, meet the game's puppet-master/villain/evil genius? His bark is worse than his bite. Sorry for the silliness, heh.)

Greetings, mortals.

It has come to my attention that some of you unthankful people wish to return to your home worlds. I can't possibly understand why, there's so much more to see here than you will ever experience in your mundane "apartments" and "Quiznos" and those horrible things you call "9 to 5's." Then again, I will never understand you humans.

But I digress. Since this matter is entirely out of my hands thanks to these "mods" who believe they know what's best (pah, infants), I have come to inform you that I have made the time in my busy and, let's face it, far more important schedule to appear among you in a few day's time. I do so love Ten Forward in the midst of a party, particularly one I have arranged. If you wish to return to your homes, you're going to have to make it interesting for me. And don't lower yourselves to buying me drinks, I have transcended such feeble mortal bribes!

I am also beyond the trappings of you who hide behind this imaginary "Fourth Wall" you so often speak of. Please. As if any wall, imagined or otherwise, could contain a personality of such magnificence. But, I suppose in the interests of being clear, this post is for the benefit of those of you who would rather a short and sweet canon updating process, without the chance at CR with me, and those of you who need to plot how a conversation with me and a trip home will go. To those of the former group, ha, you don't know what you're missing!

I can be reached through the comments below from now until I deign to join you in Ten Forward proper, so any questions or concerns or special requests can be left here and I will decide whether or not to acknowledge them. *Sigh* Fine, I'm being told I have to acknowledge them. You people are so uptight.

(I promise not to answer comments IC. This is a srs bsns post for srs bsns plotting. 8D)